The recent U.S. Open tennis dust-up between American Taylor Townsend and Latvia’s Jelena Ostapenko—kicked up by Ostapenko over a virtually meaningless gesture that somehow has become fairly common in the sport—begs for the insight of the late Bud Collins.
For more than a half-century before his death at 86 nine years ago, Collins was tennis’ premier historian and conscience, his informative writing and commentary brightening newspaper, magazine and television accounts. He employed humor based on his feeling that “sports wasn’t the end of the world.”
He conjured wonderful nicknames for players, mixed his even-handed and sometimes critical—but never mean—reporting with lighthearted irreverence and sly puns. On one occasion, after an Israeli tennis pro named Shlomo Glickstein executed a winning shot and NBC-TV immediately followed it with a replay, Collins alerted viewers: “Here’s Schlomo in Slow-Mo.”
Collins’ powers of observation included citing the otherwise unnoticed bottle of liquid tucked in the umpire’s chair at Wimbledon, ostensibly to refresh any player in need. In all his years at the tournament, Bud confided, no player had ever touched the stuff.
Bud was known by one and all, thoroughly recognizable with his bald head, big smile, sweater thrown jauntily over his shoulders and pants with patterns so loud they could speak for themselves. A colleague among us sports journalists, Bill Glauber of the Baltimore Sun, once referred to him as “the human press credential,” able to move as freely around those crowded, chaotic competition venues as a Rod Laver or Billie Jean King.
So: What might Bud have said about the Townsend-Ostapenko fracas, in which Ostapenko accused Townsend of failing to acknowledge a lucky bounce during a straight-sets second-round victory? The transgression in question was the routine by a player, benefitting from a so-called net-cord winner—when his or her ball ticks the top of the net and falls, unplayable, to the opponent’s side of the court—offering a (hardly sincere) apologetic gesture of a raised hand or raised racket to the point’s victim.
It was Townsend skipping that little nicety that apparently set off Ostapenko—that and what Ostapenko characterized as Townsend rudely starting their pre-match warmup at the net rather than the baseline. After the match, Ostapenko shook a finger at Townsend and accused her of having “no class” and “no education.”
(Several of her fellow pros noted Ostapenko’s documented history of questionable gamesmanship. In the Townsend match, she appeared to be messing with Townsend’s concentration by taking a lengthy bathroom break, begging a timeout after a lost game and challenging an electronic line call. Plus, there were the condescending optics of Ostapenko, a white Latvian, publicly scolding Townsend, who is Black, about “class” and “education.”)
All this as if Townsend, or anyone else, could be capable of engineering a shot that would catch just enough of the net cord to stop, think, then drop barely into Ostapenko’s side of the court.
That’s the sort of thing Bud Collins surely would have used to put the situation in perspective, as well as adding some real education about the sport and its history. Bud had published, in 1980, a 665-page “Modern Encyclopedia of Tennis,” and in that tome—along with exhaustive accounts of the sport’s notable players and matches—is a detailed glossary of the sport’s rules and all manner of “tennis lingo.” There are basic definitions, everything from “ace” to “Wimbledon,” including what a “net cord” is.
Better, and more up Bud’s alley, is the description of the no-longer extant “net judge”—“An official,” the encyclopedia clarified, “seated at one end of the net, usually below the umpire’s chair, to detect ‘lets’ on serve. During the serve, he rests one hand on the net cord to feel whether the ball hits the top of the net. If it does, he calls ‘Net!’ and the serve is replayed as a ‘let’ if the ball lands in the proper court.”
Bud always called that official “Fingers Fortescue,” though there clearly were different people, men and women, on duty at different events. Alas, technology since has eliminated the job and, anyway, the Ostapenko complaint wouldn’t involve the devoted work of “Fingers” because a ball catching the net already in play—as opposed to one on a serve—remains in play.
Furthermore, Ostapenko’s claim that “there are some rules in tennis which most of the players follow and it was [the] first time ever that this happened to me on tour” clearly mischaracterized previous acts of what is, at most, merely a courtesy. There certainly is no rule requiring the bit of politeness, which hardly is a real apology for winning a point—what former major tournament champion Svetlana Kuznetsov has called a “typical ‘Sorry; not sorry.’”
“Here’s the thing about tennis etiquette,” Aron Solomon posted on the Tennisuptodate website. “It’s not the Magna Carta. There’s no line in the rulebook requiring you to murmur ‘sorry’ after a net-cord dribbler….What is in the rulebook—and what the sport actually has to enforce—is the simple idea that you can’t verbally abuse your opponent.”
In the end, Ostapenko issued what she described as an apology for her outburst, pleading that “English is not my native language, so when I said ‘education’ I was speaking only about what I believe as tennis etiquette….”
Now that is a “Sorry, not sorry.” And Bud Collins would have added a pertinent, probably humorous anecdote. And possibly a quote from Fingers Fortescue.









